Don't Let Marty Out!
Product Description
Welcome to our new line of dog ID tags! Made of copper, these are about the size of a half-dollar. They can be customized to say whatever clever statement you want. They can also be made smaller or bigger to fit your pet.
This one is particularly fitting for my dog, Marty, who is a "darter". Don't leave the front door open! He is infamously known by all in my neighborhood, including the UPS driver whose truck Marty tries to ride in. Let this be my formal apology to everyone nearby. And let me say, if you leave him alone, he will go home. He just wants to say "hi" to all the kids, but is too fat to go too far.
This one is particularly fitting for my dog, Marty, who is a "darter". Don't leave the front door open! He is infamously known by all in my neighborhood, including the UPS driver whose truck Marty tries to ride in. Let this be my formal apology to everyone nearby. And let me say, if you leave him alone, he will go home. He just wants to say "hi" to all the kids, but is too fat to go too far.
